I need to pay attention to celebrities more

Conversations I just had with my wife.

Me;
Dancing fella, in a film with an Aussie girl who sang, you know, the one with the gun in a film with a black fella, he’s the same thingie as Juliette Lewis, oh what’s his name, mates with the short fella who was married to the Aussie woman with red hair, she was in that film we saw recently, that we liked.

DW;
Who the fuck are you talking about

Me;
Oh, you’ll know him when you see him

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