So this is the sprogs breakfast, blueberries and pancakes dipped in beaten egg French Toast style.
Oh! Wow, aren’t they fancy. Next I’ll put on my lululemon Lycra running tights, and the iPhone armband with tracker and the BT headphones, scrape back my non existent hair into a Croydon facelift ponytail and free run the sprigs to school.
Given I’m a 48 year old fat, bald, stay at home dad, that’s not going to happen