6.7 reasons not to date a guy who drinks stout and eats beans

1. phrrrrappphhpppp.
2.brrrrrapppph.
3. pop pop pop bang parpppppp.
4. Parp PArp PARp PARP…. gugrle pffsts.
5.gurgle, Gurgle, GUrgle, GURgle, GURGle, GURGLe, GURGLE… quack honk bang.
6.It is really smelly.
6.7 nutradol is expensive.

I wrote this because of this twaddle

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