Today in Fitzrovia it cost more for an artisan cola than four pints of tumble.


Tumble down the sink, rhyming slang for drink. Fitzrovia a bohemian patch just off Oxford st. It cost just under six quid, FFS.

Artisan cola… why did I? It wasn’t bad, tasted like coke probably cost less than a hundredth of a penny to make so that 589% profit… damn good markup eh!