I read a question that said. In a dire situation would you “pray” using god? This was directed at us atheists and my first thought was “Oh for fucks sake” which is a variation of oh for god sake.
Na! Sorry God Squad I pray to the almighty fuck. The great power of spunky hard cocks in hot tight pussies. For me fuck is the greatest power on this earth and anywhere. Fuck got me two beautiful daughters, fuck got me a beautiful, sexy (albeit, slightly messed up) wife.
The great fuck got me a lot of fun and pleasure, the almighty fuck has got me through times of trouble and stress, although the messiah/prophet of fuck the glorious wank has also helped.
In times of darkness, fuck has seen me through it. In times of great pain and misery fuck has helped me be calm.
Every hour I pray to the great and almighty fuck and hope that fuck will deliver me into fuck again.
Yeh! sometimes I say god but I always feel uncomfortable, its like saying a swearword in front of children, you know you’ve done it, you know it’s not right and yet it’s happened.
Oh! Greatest fuck, welcome me into your warm loving embrace.