Oi you get orrff my fucking pitch

So President Heller thinks he can walk into Wembley and have the pitch blown up and the UK doesn’t declare war on the US immediately and uses our own nuclear arsenal to fuck you up. C’mon what the fuck do you think your playing at.

It would be a national outcry, we just could not stand for that, its the home of football, not your shitty, wimpey padded to the fuck American Football where you can nip of for a break every couple of minutes cos its so fucking difficult to run ten yards.

What the fuck does Jack Bauer think he’s playing at, fuck the president, you can get one whenever you want, it’s a fucking democracy. Vote a new one in. But there is only one Wembley.

Bastards

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